The King is dead, long live the King

Gyanendra - the last King of Nepal Gyanendra, you are finally homeless in your own home! It will be difficult for you to get out of the Royal life that you have lived illegitimately all these years ever since a brother killed his own brother.

It will be more difficult for your only son as the next time he runs over any man, he will be severely punished. I don’t think he’ll ever get a new driving license in Nepal. Also, ask him to behave himself when he’s drunk.

It will be difficult for you to live life as a commoner and earn money the hard way but I have a suggestion for you, write books. They will sell.

Why don’t you write a book on "The last incarnate of Vishnu – an autobiography " or "The King who destroyed his own country " or "I love my brother, I killed him ".

These are just a few, and they can get you started. Speak the truth Gyanendra, we all know your dirty secret, it’s always better to hear it from the horse’s mouth. These books will sell, and believe me Gyanendra, that money will be enough to give you a long life, and each day that you live of this life, you’ll live a life of pity and grief.

The King is dead, long live Gyanendra!

5 Comments Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. Bhavik says:

    Really good one bro..
    The book part totally cracked me up!!!
    Thats one of the money making machines of all popular or notorious people! Writing Books!!!
    or atleast publishing them under their name.. :)

  2. thanks bro..
    yea.. that’s the only way they can make money..

  3. vikram says:

    dude, picked up toi yestrday

    an article said,
    some research in some goddam country says
    “you jogging in the morning adds to global warming, and that obese people are more responsible for global warming , since they wat more and need to burn more calories and ..”yada yada
    thot u’d b interested,

    waise I passed a book to deepthy, its regarding bhagwad gita, take it from her befor the 3 of us forget.

    and ya., about this post, dude writing books is the easiest way to earn.., but deepak chopra pawns everyone.

    people in the west dont need india or goD or spirituality now, they got deepak chopra.

  4. vikram says:

    I and mostly dex (who is employed now btw) will and shud become undercover writers

  5. become writers… just do it…

    and Only Self help books sell in the west…

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