vikram:
Vik:
Tweego has been complaining ever since he saw those ads. He has stopped running, playing “dog-foot-ball” with me and has started a campaign, “no barking day” on Sundays as he believes that his campaign will be noticed too and will get it’s due participation from various ‘dog owners‘ because he participated with enthusiasm on “No honking day” and “Mumbai-unplugged“. He fails to realize that even he is affected by these forms of pollution, but my words always fall on deaf ears!
He can’t imagine how a dog could run with a sock in his mouth. The first time he saw it, he ran to the loo and jumped into the bath tub and demanded a bath, a bubbles bath.
Then, the dog running behind a bus! Damn the bus is too big for his size! Why is that pug running behind that bus with a tie in its mouth! Couldn’t he find a bone?
Tweego and I have been going for early morning walks these days. It’s not that there is a park nearby, but because Tweego enjoys relieving himself on the roads and streets of 
Have been wanting to write on Mr. Reshmiya for quite sometime. (Not at all eager to no if I haive splet it correktli)
Apparently not on him or his genre of music but on his style of singing.
There’s an earnest request, from henceforth, i.e, only for this post, try reading through your nose. It’s not much of an effort. If he and his ‘ardent listeners’ can do it so can you.
Give it a try. Yeah! Thats the spirit.
Now lets get to the point. (Hey, your nose! ) Ever noticed that the music being played on the radio, idiot box, your ‘bajuwalas‘, friends and foes have suddenly taken a liking for his songs. Lately, I have been beleaguered by his songs and people singing them. Even the saloon that I went to the other day was playing his music. The most mystifying and absurd incident which happened was that these people were singing through their nose.
Out of sheer curiosity I made the effort to listen to what they were actually trying to do. Was it a new unheard language which comprised of belching and ‘pain stricken cries’? No, no, no! It was Mr Reshmiya and his ‘ardent listeners’ nose singing.
Imagine if Mr Reshmiya were to sing ‘bhajans‘ or ‘ghazals‘! What will happen to granny, mummy, ‘bazu ki aunti‘….*$¥k, s@&#, lets do this later! Quit imagining!
All we can hope, sincerely hope, that his influence does not reach such depths. His ‘nosing‘ can help patients desperately wanting to throw up!
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