Gyanendra, you are finally homeless in your own home! It will be difficult for you to get out of the Royal life that you have lived illegitimately all these years ever since a brother killed his own brother.

It will be more difficult for your only son as the next time he runs over any man, he will be severely punished. I don’t think he’ll ever get a new driving license in Nepal. Also, ask him to behave himself when he’s drunk.

It will be difficult for you to live life as a commoner and earn money the hard way but I have a suggestion for you, write books. They will sell.

Why don’t you write a book on "The last incarnate of Vishnu - an autobiography " or "The King who destroyed his own country " or "I love my brother, I killed him ".

These are just a few, and they can get you started. Speak the truth Gyanendra, we all know your dirty secret, it’s always better to hear it from the horse’s mouth. These books will sell, and believe me Gyanendra, that money will be enough to give you a long life, and each day that you live of this life, you’ll live a life of pity and grief.

The King is dead, long live Gyanendra!

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She: I love you.

Me: I love you too.

She: No, I Love you more.

Me: !!

Me: I Love you more fullstop.

She: !!

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We’ve created divisions in everything, whether it’s castes, race, religion, boundaries and countries, the parting of your hair, the use of your right hand for everything and then blaming your left hand saying that it’s so weak! But why create divisions in Humor and Jokes? If you laugh on a Joke, it means it’s a good joke and if you don’t laugh, it shows you are simply useless for the Joke! It’s time you did something about your sense of humor.

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• A pair of spectacles can cheer you up. [+]
  

  A study of old aged residents in the US found that in many cases depression is linked to poor vision - and eyeglasses dramatically improved the quality of lives of users.

• Whales swallow enough soup to fill a school bus
  

  Scientists have discovered that while lunging twards krill and fish with an open mouth, a single fin whale can engulf up to 2,900 cubic feet of the ocean “soup”, which is almost equal to a large school bus.

*to be continued

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If the Human Species is eradicated (read removed, it’s so much more gentle) from the face of the Earth, will it hamper the food chain? Will other living species be hampered or go extinct? Give it a thought.
They won’t. They will continue to live and thrive.
Now that’s what this post is all about: My Take on Human Species.

Human’s are aliens to the planet Earth and who were from a very advanced world. I call that world GIA42. These GIAns had a forever expanding population and were rigorously hunting for a new world, roughly around a few thousand years ago, where they could flourish incessantly. That’s when their search succeeded. They found Earth. They “dropped” many Adam’s and Eve’s who would be the most advanced beings (parasites) on this blue planet.
The Adam’s and Eve’s exploited the various resources and thrived. These limited resources are on the verge of finishing, which has put these Earthly GIAns at the same spot that they were a few thousand years ago, aka back to square one. The advancement in modern technology and know how is giving them a new lease of life. They are searching for inhabitable worlds. They’ve reached the Moon (it still is a conspiracy theory) and their robots have reached Mars. Looking at the giant strides they are making, they will find a new world, but before they leave Earth, this planet will be completely ravaged and exploited, but it will still survive. Earth will survive because Humans don’t form the food chain though they will destroy it.

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