vikram:
i m gonna kill someone. U wanna die?

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Vik:
hehehe!! why? why?
tell you what, kill Vaibhav!!!
he has already accumulated all his obituaries !!

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vikram:
naaah, killin a man who wants to die is useless, then ur simply helpin him out..

i wont do that..
i will give him all the reasons to live, i m a contrast in itself..

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Vikram can be found here .: blog :..: orkut :.
Vik can be found here .: orkut :.

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Tags: Humour

A few days back, I sent the following mail to a couple of my friends.

Oye…
ki gal hai?

anyways.. i am doing good… either i’ll dump the job or the job will

i need a favor from u.. (i hope u don’t say that it’s yet another one!!)

One fine day , u get a call .. and this guy excitedly says that Vaibhav is dead.. . he kicked the bucket.. what a rocking guy he was ..
this caller is really excited about the news and also about mentioning how he felt and thought about Vaibhav (i.e., me.. !! )

so.. . if you were supposed to break this news to someone, has to be a common friend.. how and what would it be..
apart from "Vaibhav is a rocking guy "

Terms and conditions:
NO sentimental and emotional stuff.. .please… this will spoil the fun..
a little creativity and humour will be perfect..
it can be a pat on the back or pure criticism.. no problems… as long as you gonna meet me soon in case u send me the latter..

thats about it…
no further questions…
expecting your mail..bloody soon !!

A few of my friends called immediately, rather crossed, they asked me "dude, whats wrong with you?". I told them that this is just a joke, and to stop wasting time and mail me what I’ve asked for. None of them did, but a few who didn’t call replied.

vaibhav was too sweet………………………………..
the world swallowed him…………………………………………
- Anish Sanghai

You know, Vaibhav mar gaya
acha hua jo woh pakao mar gaya
- Chetan Oswal

Damn !!! Another Funeral….
What do i wear to this funeral???
Oh gosh! I gotta buy some new clothes for this one…
So pls people suggest me from where shud i buy the clothes and wat shud i wear.
Awaiting ur reply
Yours Fashionable
- Siddheshwar Mahajan

dude, I am sorry to disappoint you but this will take time, i loved the idea, but you will get ur reply is sometime, please co operate.
- Vikramjeet Singh Gambhir

hello, arre tune sunaa kya, … apna nautanki dost, khud hi khud tapakgayaa….
saaala ab ye maalum karna mushkil padgaya he, ki woh sach me tapka he ya ab bhi nautanki kar raha he…
bas ek bar ye khabar paki hojaaye……..
- Deepak Shir

oyeee!!!

Did u know the news???
Vavav has left us!…. im serious!!! tht no good joker decided to let go of all of us so soon!!!
F@$&*r!!! once i’m dead i’ll get him for leaving us!
I can’t go on his funeral!!!! i really can’t see him dead!!! unfortunately that ass looks good only when he is smiling!
Damn!!! In a way he is lucky… he has done what he wanted to do in life!
He shoudn’t have died man!!!
i told him so many times not to doze off on the frying pan while cooking!!! he comes home late night and starts cooking! we all know he cant survive till that late! he has to sleep!
No! but he had to get hungry!
He had to cook !!! and the unavoidable happened! he was such an ass!!!! i’ll miss that bugger!
- Vinay Sudhindran

All those who replied, thank you.
All those who haven’t replied or haven’t received the mail but want to say a word, this is your 15 seconds to fame on my blog (i hope that impresses you :P) ), can leave it as a comment.

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Happy Environment Day

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Gyanendra, you are finally homeless in your own home! It will be difficult for you to get out of the Royal life that you have lived illegitimately all these years ever since a brother killed his own brother.

It will be more difficult for your only son as the next time he runs over any man, he will be severely punished. I don’t think he’ll ever get a new driving license in Nepal. Also, ask him to behave himself when he’s drunk.

It will be difficult for you to live life as a commoner and earn money the hard way but I have a suggestion for you, write books. They will sell.

Why don’t you write a book on "The last incarnate of Vishnu - an autobiography " or "The King who destroyed his own country " or "I love my brother, I killed him ".

These are just a few, and they can get you started. Speak the truth Gyanendra, we all know your dirty secret, it’s always better to hear it from the horse’s mouth. These books will sell, and believe me Gyanendra, that money will be enough to give you a long life, and each day that you live of this life, you’ll live a life of pity and grief.

The King is dead, long live Gyanendra!

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Tags: nepal

I never knew that jumping railway tracks is a crime. That’s what I did today at Andheri Station (Mumbai), only to get caught by the Railway Police who later put me into a small cell, over flowing with people who committed the same crime. The fine for such a ‘ghastly’ crime is Rs. 1200 only or 6 months in prison.
The way these Police guys came into the cell and used their hands on us was shocking and surprising. For such a small offence, there was no need to raise hands.

Apart from learning that Power is misused, especially on the common man (ironically it’s the common man that has given them the Power) there is another, more important, aspect that I learnt today. i.e,

As a youth we take a lot of risks but we don’t have much money; but
when we are old, we have the money but we don’t take the risks.

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Tags: Bombay, mumbai

Dear Mr. Arun Sarin

Rumor has it that PETA is filing a case against Vodafone for the exploitation of the pug in their recent TVC’s. [watch it]

Tweego has been complaining ever since he saw those ads. He has stopped running, playing “dog-foot-ball” with me and has started a campaign, “no barking day” on Sundays as he believes that his campaign will be noticed too and will get it’s due participation from various ‘dog owners‘ because he participated with enthusiasm on “No honking day” and “Mumbai-unplugged“. He fails to realize that even he is affected by these forms of pollution, but my words always fall on deaf ears!

Tweego is a stubborn dog and he has stopped wagging his tail. He no longer watches television or listens to the radio. That Vodafone ad and the jingle is always played on these two mediums and because of this sad plight we’ve been forced to join in. If we don’t then he sits in a corner and stares at us. Whenever I look at him, his eyes acts like a projector, continuously beaming that ad.

He can’t imagine how a dog could run with a sock in his mouth. The first time he saw it, he ran to the loo and jumped into the bath tub and demanded a bath, a bubbles bath.

Then, the dog running behind a bus! Damn the bus is too big for his size! Why is that pug running behind that bus with a tie in its mouth! Couldn’t he find a bone?
It later clicked me that they must have made that pug run a zillion times due to re-takes. I didn’t mention that because I can’t imagine what he could have done. Probably would have paid you a visit!

It’s sad seeing him like this. He’s too quiet to be a dog.

And because of this, I humbly request, please, please take the necessary permissions from Tweego the next time you make such ads. Don’t take permissions from a Man or any organization; he/they won’t understand the emotions of a dog. Tweego does, ask him. Otherwise, you’ll, probably witness the Dog form of ‘satyagraha‘ and ‘every day, a new campaign‘.

I sincerely hope that you will take the necessary steps to sort this issue out,

or else ….

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Watch the Ad: on YouTube

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Tags: Humor, PETA, tweego, Vodafone

Be very aware and alert of negative emotions.
Let them come, but don’t identify with them. Don’t participate.
They deplete your energy, they keep you asleep.
They are harmful and heavy.
They make your life complicated.

- Swami Sukhabodhananda in the Speaking Tree, a daily column seen in the Times of India.

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• If you can’t stand up for yourself then you can’t stand up for anyone else.
• If you can’t control your mind, you can’t control your life
• If you can’t be true to yourself, you won’t be true to anyone else.
• If you have a million thoughts at the same time, you’ll have your hands in too many things at any point of time.
• If you can’t keep yourself happy; you won’t keep anyone happy.

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22nd April is Earth Day :
We all know what it signifies, but like any other day, it is just any other day.
I am a part of the same group who like to blame each other and ask everyone else to do the needful but for a change, I want to be different. For a change I want to do something for the Earth that we call home, apart from write, because everyone is reading; everyone is writing; everyone who reads knows what is wrong with the world we call home.

ektitli.org is what I support. The objective is to send money to people within India and encourage them to plant a tree. So far this organization has sent 15 letters in the last 45 days and will be sending more. If you wish to be a part of this, like me, visit the titli at www.ektitli.org and help the titli survive, because the titli needs a tree to survive.
It doesn’t ask you to donate, but it wishes that you leave your contact number and address so that it can send you enough money to plant a tree. read more here at ektitli.org

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On Earth Day, visit National Geographic and also watch the video of Earth Song by Michael Jackson.

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Tags: Earth Day