vikram:
i m gonna kill someone. U wanna die?

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Vik:
hehehe!! why? why?
tell you what, kill Vaibhav!!!
he has already accumulated all his obituaries !!

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vikram:
naaah, killin a man who wants to die is useless, then ur simply helpin him out..

i wont do that..
i will give him all the reasons to live, i m a contrast in itself..

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Tweego and I have been going for early morning walks these days. It’s not that there is a park nearby, but because Tweego enjoys relieving himself on the roads and streets of Mumbai.

There is something in that look of his when he relieves himself. It’s a question he’s asking me. And each day he ventures into a new area.
On certain days it’s at the municipal plantations on roads, other days it’s on a heap of litter, sometimes the “nalla” (drain). It was today that I deciphered this dog language.

He chose the side of a wall, splattered with spit. Spit of paan (beetle leaf) and paan masala (chewable tobacco).
But today was different. Instead of one question, he had two!
I read the first,
“What’s taking you so long?”
But the second shook me off my feet.
“I am a dog, what’s your excuse?”

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We’ve created divisions in everything, whether it’s castes, race, religion, boundaries and countries, the parting of your hair, the use of your right hand for everything and then blaming your left hand saying that it’s so weak! But why create divisions in Humor and Jokes? If you laugh on a Joke, it means it’s a good joke and if you don’t laugh, it shows you are simply useless for the Joke! It’s time you did something about your sense of humor.

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