A certain wise man, who’s pretty young, says that God holidayed in Nepal on the 7th day and has been there ever since. That explains why this young wise man couldn’t stop smiling once he landed in this beautiful country.

There’s a smoothness and freshness in the air that makes you hop, skip and jump. The mountains are grand and huge but friendly and welcoming, and when the sun shines, the snow capped mountains dance to the music of the warm and loving sun rays. People are glowing and smiling, reflecting your mood: An eighty year old has the same glow and friendly smile as a twenty year old and a mother of three doesn’t look her age.

I believe that while God holidayed, he built Nepal and hasn’t stopped ever since. So, the next time you plan a vacation; why not spend it with the Gods!

It will be more difficult for your only son as the next time he runs over any man, he will be severely punished. I don’t think he’ll ever get a new driving license in Nepal. Also, ask him to behave himself when he’s drunk.

It will be difficult for you to live life as a commoner and earn money the hard way but I have a suggestion for you, write books. They will sell.

Why don’t you write a book on "The last incarnate of Vishnu – an autobiography " or "The King who destroyed his own country " or "I love my brother, I killed him ".

These are just a few, and they can get you started. Speak the truth Gyanendra, we all know your dirty secret, it’s always better to hear it from the horse’s mouth. These books will sell, and believe me Gyanendra, that money will be enough to give you a long life, and each day that you live of this life, you’ll live a life of pity and grief.

The King is dead, long live Gyanendra!